http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2011/5/23/nation/20110523155334&sec=nation
If you're too lazy to click the link, here, I'll summarize it for ya. The Malaysian government's worried that women are delaying marriage. Seriously, if ya'll are worried perhaps you could find us one.
Or maybe find me one. Cuz when I was a kid I used to brag to my mom that I won't get married and kids are at the bottom of my priority list. And then Kay drops the bombshell on me, "if you don't have kids, who's gonna take care of you when you're old and how can you afford a place at the old folks' home?".
Bloody bloody Kay.
Anyways, I won't be in denial any longer cuz my grandma has pretty much given up hope on my older cousins in terms of settling down - so she's turn to me now. (God, I'm getting old). Instead of asking about jobs and KL life she's been asking about finding a boyfriend pretty much everytime I see her. Even mom has been asking once in a while (shudder!!). Awesomeness. Just waiting for dad to ask now.
Okay so, mom, dad, grandma, government - I got 'em answers.
Guys don't know I exist, at least, the ones I'm showing interest in.
I'm not hot enough for them. 'Nuff said. I could give you more vocabularies but then they'll say I have low self esteem. Blah.
Okay I should stop right here before this happens:
P/S - This post is only intended for humor. Do not take this seriously and throw rocks at me, because I have never, ever did that to a person before.