My love life

theoatmeal.com

Amongst the humongous number of puppy loves I had in the past there were three that still cringes me and make me sit in the corner and bang my head on the wall wondering if there were other suckers out there who did the same thing I did.
These 3 crushes were super epic because it usually involved me with a guy who either, 
a) wanted to be pals
b) preferred hotter chicks with 34DDs
c) is a total womanizer who looks for prostitutes. *not entirely sure about the prostitutes though*